Sunday, February 24, 2013

Driving to Malacca with the boys

Greeting readers,

Semalam masa tengah breakfast, Arifj kata kat mama and ayah yang dia nak pergi Melaka, nak pergi gunting rambut. (well those AJs memang tak gunting rambut kat Tampin, whether Melaka atau KL sebab katanya rambut diorang tu unik, pfffttttt)
But then, semalam mama and ayah busy dengan invitations orang kahwin, it'll be not nice for them to be absent bila orang dah ikhlas menjemput kan.

So, they could'nt send Arifj pergi Melaka. And Mama said, "Haaa..along ade. Along boleh hantar." Then Ayah said, "No..hari ni angah drive pergi Melaka. Ok?"
And trust me, masa tu mata aku dah shine bright like a diamond kot.. Driving is my hobby since i passed JPJ test. But i could'nt get the perfect chance to go out and drive on my own sebab Mama keep on saying pasal bahaya sana sini on the road and that scares me to act like i don't care, take the car key, and go vrooommm!
Since ayah is soooooooo cool to let his own daughter drive, well that was enough to make my day full of excitement yesterday.

Around pukul 9 pagi macam tu lah, bertolak dari Tampin. Oh yea, Abg R (sepupu aku) pun ade sekali, so dalam kereta ada 4 orang who were Me (the driver), AJ (the JPJ officer), Abg R (2nd JPJ Officer), and Arifj (Tukang suruh aku bawak 100+ km/h kat highway)
The moment bila start engine, then aku start drive, AJ keep on saying, "Simpang tolong berhenti..tengok side mirror.." While Abg Rahmad made himself busy with his vapor thingy, and Arifj keep on cakap, "Angah bawak laju lagi lah..please!!!"
The thing that aku takut is, bila kat jalan biasa, motor yang suka cilok-cilok ni. Haihhh menyeramkan lah diorang semua ni. Even kita bawak slow mcm mana pun, kita ikut peraturan jalan raya mcm mana pun lah, tapi kalau org lain tak reti nak ikut peraturan and pikir jalan tu diorang punya sendiri and boleh buat whatever they wanna do and be such a so called professional riders when everyone know they are not really professional, mcm mana la statistik kemalangan jalan raya kat malaysia ni tak meningkat?

But anyway somehow, alhamdulillah sepanjang aku drive dari Tampin ke Melaka, nothing happens. Setakat lupa nak berhenti kat simpang tu, biasa la, nama pun beginner kan? Tapi AJ kat sebelah memang sangat cool and baik hati.
The way dia ajar cara reverse kereta yang cekap and tepat, the way dia warning awal-awal suruh tekan break were freaking awesome. Mcm lelaki sejati. Tak marah lansung, suara mendatar je. Hihi. And itu yg menyebabkan aku tak gelabah semalam. Kalau mama kat sebelah mesti dah gelabah dah, sebab mama keep on saying, "Angah break!!!!" and itu boleh bagi heart attack sebab cikgu punya suara pergh pergh lantang.
So basically, lepas ni sama ada drive sorang-sorang ataupun drive ade AJ kat sebelah. Cos' he's cool.

Sampai je Jusco Melaka, kan kena ambik ticket parking dulu baru boleh park kereta kan, so aku pun bukak tingkap and nak tekan button ticket tu, tapi tangan tak sampai. Masa tu all the boys in the car tergelak mcm sakai je sebab tgk tangan aku tak sampai nak tekan button tu.
Nak tak nak, kena tanggal seatbelt, bukak pintu kereta, keluar dari kereta and tekan button tu. Sumpah malu dengan kereta belakang. But i know driver kereta belakang tu mesti kata, "Ala comelnya tangan tak sampai." Eh yeke diorang kata mcm tu? *ayat nak sedap kan hati*

Then dah ambik parking ticket, pergi la nak parking kereta. Ala org baru belajar drive kan parking memang lah senget. So aku main parking je la kan. Mana nampak sangat line kuning tu semua.
Bila dah settle parking, keluar dari kereta, AJ, Arifj, and Abg R dah tergelak golek-golek dah kat luar kereta tu. Aku pun buat la muka pelik sambil tanya, "Wey apesal gelak ni?" Lepas tu Abg R kata, "Abg tak tau la mcm mana angah ni boleh lulus parking." *sambil tunjuk kat kereta yang aku baru lepas parked*
Bila aku toleh and tengok aku punya parking...mak oiii rasa nak tutup muka and buat larian jalan raya balik Tampin. Teruk seh parking aku..macam ni haa..



Lepas tu AJ dengan muka tahan gelak kata, "Bak sini kunci kereta along betolkan balik parking ni." and dengan muka sedih aku bagi kunci kereta tu kat dia.
Lepas dah parking, Arifj pergi gunting rambut then kitorang lepak Starbucks. Oh yea, by the way, aku ade mention tadi kan yang dalam kereta Abg R busy dengan vapor dia tu. Korang tau tak vapor tu apa?
Pernah dengar rokok elektronik or in english they called it electronic cigarette? Untuk tau lebih lanjut lagi pasal vapor ni, korang boleh klik sini atau pun untuk lebih mendalam lagi, boleh try wikipedia but in english lah, try klik sini. And this is how vapor looks like,




So basically, i asked Abg R a lot pasal vapor semalam.
Selebihnya, aku, AJ, Abg R, and Arifj banyak cerita pasal politik. Tu memang tak boleh nak elak la, we were born in a politicians family.
Perkara sebegitu bila lepak Starbucks ke Illy ke Mamak ke memang tak boleh kalau tak cakap.
Here goes the pictures..







And tak berhenti asyik nak tergelak je. AJ dgn Abg R kept on buat lawak, i felt like my throat went black out for a moment sebab too much of laughing and great force applied on my throat. kihkihkih. Dah lama duduk kat luar, bukan kat dalam Starbucks. So bila lepak outdoor ni, standard la bila gelak kuat tu semua org pandang. Pffffttttt nak buat mcm mana, sape suruh all the boys buat lawak -_-

Till then. Assalamualaikum.

PostScript: "Never ignore a person who loves u and cares for u like no other. Because one day, you may realize you've lost the moon while counting the stars, Anis" Ada orang cakap macam ni kat aku semalam. Well actually, i'm not ignoring him and i didn't leave him. He made me left :)

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